Two posts in one day! Zoiks!
The USPS tracker updated - saying my beads are now in Los Angeles.
I'm in Canada. Canada is north of the United States. Washington State is, in fact, right on the border there.
So why oh why oh why did my package get flung way down to the other end of the country? Yes, California's on a border too, but it's the wrong one! I am not in Mexico!
Grarrrghhhh. We'll see what happens to it from this point.